Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In

It was recently reported that a Xbox Live player was banned as his place of residence was in Fort Gay, West Virginia. Even after trying to explain to Microsoft, he got no where. Finally, after being banned for a few days, missing a team’s competition (which they lost), the Xbox staff finally realized the error of their ways.

Stephen Toulouse, director of policy and enforcement for Xbox Live said that was a miscommunication.”Someone took the phrase ‘fort gay WV’ and believed that the individual who had that was trying to offend, or trying to use it in a pejorative manner,” Toulouse said. “Unfortunately, one of my people agreed with that. … When it was brought to my attention, we did revoke the suspension.”

We took a virtual tour around the world and found a few other places that may not make it under Microsoft’s policy.
Warning: Some of these will be inappropriate for small children, and a few adults

This is the actual city sign in Austria

  • 5. Wetwang, Yorkshire, England
  • 4. Bald Knob, Arkansas
  • 3. Twatt, Scotland
  • 2. Fucking, Austria
  • 1. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

If you know of any places, let us know in the comments below. Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In newsvine:Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In furl:Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In reddit:Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In fark:Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In Y!:Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In gamegrep:Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In

30 comments on 'Top Five Cities You Don't Want To Play Xbox Live In'

Comment by N33D on 2010-09-08 14:26:50

I’m from Cunt in Malta. nothing wrong with that is there?

Comment by The_Glovner on 2010-09-08 18:20:35

Nothing at all, you are where you are from, ironic really.

Comment by Aert on 2010-09-14 18:02:47

Aren’t we all from Cunt?

Comment by The_Glovner on 2010-09-14 20:24:07

At the very least we have all passed through it.

Comment by Jake on 2010-09-08 16:05:18

Fucking, Austria? What in hell kind of city is that?

Comment by Wade Hinkle on 2010-09-08 16:34:36

It is 2.5 miles (4 km) from the Germany border

Comment by Jack on 2010-09-11 13:52:39

Oh, was it kinda like some guy was writing Fucking Hell The Nazis Are Coming on a sign after seeing the Nazis coming, but got shot before he could finish?

Comment by KC on 2010-09-08 20:01:35

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
French Lick, Indiana
Gay, Michigan
Climax, Michigan
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
Poopoo, Hawaii
Bastard, Ontario (Canada)

Comment by Jonah Falcon on 2010-09-13 00:35:30

Larry Bird is from French Lick.

Comment by Cody Z on 2010-09-09 00:34:43

bahaha the_glovner you just made my night :)

Comment by Gabble Ratchet on 2010-09-09 02:38:59

This. is. awesome.

Comment by stephane on 2010-09-12 05:49:07

bitch ,Alsace, france

Comment by Jonah Falcon on 2010-09-13 00:35:14

Frog Balls, Arkansas

Comment by xb360 on 2010-09-13 11:37:04

Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
Sackville, New Brunswick
Fairy Glen, Saskatchewan
Spred Eagle, Wisconsin
Humptulips, Washington
Oral, South Dakota
Blowtown, Pennsylvania
Gaylord, Michigan
Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Comment by jaba on 2010-09-17 09:29:51

cockburn (street) edinburgh

Comment by The_Glovner on 2010-09-17 10:08:00

Just down the road from where I am typing right now in the office, boringly enough though cockburn is just the Scottish spelling of coburn and pronounced pretty much the same way.

Comment by jaba on 2010-09-17 09:31:13

You have to wonder about the people who came up with such names!

Comment by wardieboy on 2010-09-20 13:19:38

Cumchops, Kent

Comment by Steve Perry on 2010-09-24 18:49:00


Comment by Liam Wells on 2010-09-25 07:42:56

Why hasent this site been updated in 2 weeks?

Comment by wardieboy on 2010-09-25 08:23:04

Because Jason Andrews has left. Bumfunkel, Germany

Comment by Jason Andrews on 2010-09-26 16:42:56

I decided to start my own gaming site: - and it gives me more control over how a site looks, adverts, etc…

If it wasn’t for Xboxic, I might never have enjoyed it so much - but now is the right time for me to have started my own, Xboxic is in need of a major overhaul (I think) and as time goes on, it’s looking more dated. My own site isn’t a huge graphical masterpiece, but I like it :)

I’ve just come back off holiday too, but I’m still around the forums here…

Comment by Tony on 2010-10-01 16:50:31

Far out!

Comment by w0rms on 2010-10-26 14:47:25

Looks good! Guess I’ll go hang out there instead of here now.

Comment by Trent on 2010-09-29 11:20:28

Hooker, Oklahoma

Comment by resep masakan on 2010-10-04 03:32:09

hahaha.LoL, that sign same as it happen in my country.

Comment by w0rms on 2010-10-26 14:44:45

No updates in almost two months. Guess Xboxic is dead now?

Comment by Paul Neakrase on 2010-11-03 04:39:17

Intercourse, PA in the US is located between Blue Balls and Heavenly, PA

you may have to find an older atlas that would show those towns.

Comment by wardieboy on 2010-11-13 17:44:02

Whiffy clunge - Norfolk

Comment by fagtits on 2010-11-21 17:31:04


Click here to comment on the article on Xboxic.